Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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FAP

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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asparagus

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Anti Joke

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