Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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