- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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