man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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anne hatthaway

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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