- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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