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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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