- Anti Joke

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Time flies like a banana.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass