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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Your time.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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alert("The Game");//

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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