- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

why?

Women Voting

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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