- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Don't think of granny porn

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

That's Racist

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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