- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

How did the girl die? 25.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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