- Anti Joke

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

your a towel.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.