- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

2 women were sitting quietly

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

asian drivers.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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