Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Nobody cares.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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