Penis.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

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