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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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kiss me?

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Anti Joke

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