What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What is next?

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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cory is gay

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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