dislike this...please.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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