Adam gives a new view of roid rage

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

The Bible

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Anti Joke

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