Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Do you need any assistance?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Women Voting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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