Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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