Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What's up? A direction...

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I'm gay.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

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