why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

A fat boy walked into a party

wanna hear a joke? not really

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

women

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

9/11

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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