a catholic priest and a young boy

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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