- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Guess what? No.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Women.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

hey.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

A black guy with his family.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Women's rights...

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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