A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Obama

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A jew go out of a bar

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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