A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Potato.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

ps3

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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