i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What is a question?

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

a catholic priest and a young boy

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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