- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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