- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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