- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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