What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Woman's rights.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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your a towel.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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The horse said "nay."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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