Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Hello

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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