What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Comedy.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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