why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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baby loves lalma

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Nobody cares.

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BWAT

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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