scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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minecraft

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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