- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was Timmy sad?

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Womens' rights.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Knock Knock. Come in.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

stop it ryan vallee

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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