A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Fuck her

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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