Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Doorbell salesman.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Women's Sports

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How did th-A fridge.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Gadaffi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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