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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Women's Rights

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The 13th Amendment...

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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