What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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guess what what? nothing.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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