- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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