- Anti Joke

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What's up? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin