Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Icecream

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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