- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats long and black? a baton

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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