Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Jared Gough is a slut

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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