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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Hello

What's up? The sky.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

hi michael

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Anti Joke

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