Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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This is not a good joke.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey bill!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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