- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Guess what? No.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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