Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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