- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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