What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What's up? A direction...

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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