Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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save water shower with friends

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Penis-Pump

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Anti Joke

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