Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Wats a joke?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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