What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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