There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Woman's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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