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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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