- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

don't look behind you

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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