- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Knock Knock. Come in.

27

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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