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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Where is my tractor?

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What abou three times

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What's a small person? A midget

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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