How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Where's my shotgun

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Dancing Potatoe!

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

ballsack

Girls Basketball.

guess what what? nothing.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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