What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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guess what chicken butt

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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