- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

haha, you're an orphan

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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