Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

hot diggity dog

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

who farted your mother

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

haha, you're an orphan

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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