What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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The 19th Amendment

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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