An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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