Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

women have rights

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Knock Knock. Come in.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

the cast of the jersey shore

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

save water shower with friends

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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