- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Seth stock has a large penis

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Take my wife- to the store.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Womens rights.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Does this napkin chloroform?

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