- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

hot diggity dog

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

who farted your mother

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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