what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A jew go out of a bar

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

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