A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Flab

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Reed is poopin

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

connor sucks

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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