what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Christians pornstars.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Where is my tractor?

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What abou three times

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What's a small person? A midget

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