- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

kiss me?

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

#scabbers

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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