- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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