How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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fabien

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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