What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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