what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Where is my tractor?

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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you will now laugh.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Women's Sports

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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