Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Knock Knock Come in

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Don't think of granny porn

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