Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

The Economy

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Guess what? Holocaust

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

The penn state football administration

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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