What's funnier than poop? More poop

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no

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"Up to 50% off."

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Are you a human?

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Why? Because!

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Video Games

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Woman's rights.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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