A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Anti Joke

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