What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Wats a joke?

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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kiss me?

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Where's my shotgun

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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your mom

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Girls Basketball.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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