A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Period Blood

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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