Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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