- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

A russian gives away vodka.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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