Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

minecraft

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Your time.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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