AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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