A jew go out of a bar

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Period Blood

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

verry nice how mUCH?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Ha

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

im a selling a car

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Knock knock What

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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