Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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knock, knock. come in.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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