- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Nice weather we're having.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

A Banana wrote this...

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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