Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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1234 5

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Watch your lips.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Don't think of granny porn

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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