- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Punch line.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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