- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Nothing yet CC

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

womens rights to vote

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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