Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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