what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Gabe Mercado

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What's up? A direction...

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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