if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Canada

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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marshal sterio had sex

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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