A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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