Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Poop

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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c+t+c?

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Anti Joke

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