- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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