- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Dancing Potatoe!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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