- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Reed is poopin

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

your mom is so blind she cant read.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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