- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What is the best part about football The scoring

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

The 13th Amendment...

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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