When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Black people. They are so kind.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

You just won the game...

What did the clock say? The time.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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asian, do math

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