man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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