- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

whats brown? poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

What's better than sex? Nothing

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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