Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Where is my tractor?

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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My butt!!!!

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knock knock go away ok

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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