- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Dancing Potatoe!

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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