- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Six million.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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