Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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im a selling a car

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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