- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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