Justin Beiber

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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