What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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a man walks into horse bar

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