- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Potato.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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