- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Black People.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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