Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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