Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Wade's the father

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

black people

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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