How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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connor sucks

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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69

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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