What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

"Up to 50% off."

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Bible

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Meow.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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