1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Dick spice

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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