- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

drake

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Stephen Walking.

Stop being a centipede

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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