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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

monkey sponge

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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