a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Anti Joke

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