Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A black guy with his family.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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