Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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PENlS.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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