How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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