An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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This one sucks!

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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poop

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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