what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

my mom raped yerr foot

women's lacrosse.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Kelly Clarkson

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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