Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

marshal sterio had sex

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

the cast of the jersey shore

How did th-A fridge.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Hearpin my durp

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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