What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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whos gay? you are

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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canaan and mallory

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Wade's the father

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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who farted your mother

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Do you know what they say? Words

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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