A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Your Mom.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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