- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Hippopatomous!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Where's my shotgun

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Poop

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