Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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My butt!!!!

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Women's football

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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like for a handjob.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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