Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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