how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Hi.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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hi michael

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Anti Joke

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