- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say? The time.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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