Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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minecraft

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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sarah taylor

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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