What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Gadaffi

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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