Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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If you are my friend like it!

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Sorry boss

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What abou three times

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