- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What's up? The sky.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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