- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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