A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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