Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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c+t+c?

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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