- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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