whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Anti Joke

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