- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

asian drivers.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

2 women were sitting quietly

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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