- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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