A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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