Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Wats a joke?

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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