What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Ouch.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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