Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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no

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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A Banana wrote this...

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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