- Anti Joke

Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

God bless America, and no where else.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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