i eat poop

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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