Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yes.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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