What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What did the clock say? The time.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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