what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Penis jokes.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Nice weather we're having.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Ha

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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im a selling a car

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