What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Period Blood

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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9/11

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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