Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Your mother is a man.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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anne hatthaway

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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