Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What's up? The sky.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Your Mom

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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