An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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hot diggity dog

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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