Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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