How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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