What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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baby loves lalma

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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haha, you're an orphan

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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