- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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hi. thats what she said.

Will you marry me?

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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