Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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hey bill!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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