A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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alert("The Game");//

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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