whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Chuck Norris.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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