How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

My butt!!!!

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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