Looks through the peephole.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Alt F4

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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