What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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