- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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