A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

The 19th Amendment

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

poop

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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