- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Womens Rights.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Matty B

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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