What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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