Black Veil Brides.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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