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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Do you need any assistance?

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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