Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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fkda

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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i love antijokes

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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