- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What's the difference between a duck?

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Knock knock What

Tennesse

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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