A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Paul Dylan King!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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BWAT

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Black Veil Brides.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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