The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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The Irish man was sober.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Women's rights

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69

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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