Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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ha.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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