Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Ham sandwich

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Stephen Hawking can walk

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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