You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Tennesse

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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