- Anti Joke

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.