- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

We didnt star the fire ...........

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

i dislike sack in my mouth

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

how did the little girl die cancer

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