What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

minecraft

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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