Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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I can Nazi

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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