Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Chuck Norris.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Ha

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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