What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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fabien

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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