What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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