Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

i dislike sack in my mouth

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

I'm taken

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

fabien

A day without sunshine is like night.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

math test 2=2

Why did the bunny eat his food

A black goes to college

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

baby loves lalma

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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