- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why did the bunny eat his food

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

baby loves lalma

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Nobody cares.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

BWAT

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