What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What's dead? Your mum.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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i love huge wieners.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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