- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Ryan Chang is funny.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Six million.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

The horse said "nay."

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

ha.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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