- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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