What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Whats9+10 19

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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