Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Anti Joke

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