- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is brown and smells? Poop

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Women Voting

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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