Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What's brown and sticky? A stick

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Why did the child step on a ball?

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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