How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Anti Joke

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