Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Black Veil Brides.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Potato.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Anti Joke

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