What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Women's Rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

who eats pencils asians

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Knock knock Who's there My dick

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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