- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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