Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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