How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Where's my tractor?

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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