Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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