- Anti Joke

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A baby seal walks into a club...

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.