Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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knock knock

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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