Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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