Woman's Rights.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Good.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Hi

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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how did the little girl die cancer

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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