What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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maddie latino

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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