Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Gestapo.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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