why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Rock mattress.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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A jew went to Germany.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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OGC - tilt your head

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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