A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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