Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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