alert("The Game");//

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Womens Rights.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Knock knock What

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Women Voting

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My mom.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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