A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Cows go moo.

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Society.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Your social life

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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