- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

women have rights

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What's after 9/11? 9/12

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

knock knock

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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