What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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penis hehehehe

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you will now laugh.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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