What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Men's rights.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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math test 2=2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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