what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Anti Joke

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