A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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The 19th Amendment

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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No it isn't.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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