- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

This is my joke. funny

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

The WNBA.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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