- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

why?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Gestapo.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

poop

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??