A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

A baby seal walks into a club...

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Gabe Mercado

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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