What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Penis.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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