A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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