What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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hi

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Wolf Pussy

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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