what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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who eats pencils asians

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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i eat poop

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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imadewords

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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This is my joke. funny

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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c+t+c?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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