A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Your mom

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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whats better than 24................. 25

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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