- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what is big and white? the moon

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Looks through the peephole.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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