Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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A black goes to college

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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