Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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