Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

women

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Women's rights...

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Vagina-Boob

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Barack Obama

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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