Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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What is worse than hell?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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poop

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Kah-________-

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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