- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Turn around.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

YOLO

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

123 Main street

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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